(left to right: me, Tharika, Natasha's arm and leg, Asvajit, and Yhevin, standing: Bianca) photo by Yanik Tissera

I went to m****e and bought a thumby cap, a trishaw, a handbag, a carton of ice cream, a TRUCK, a toothbrush, a Mohini, a Jihad, a PANT, a Papa Oalof, a Tesh, a motherboard, a flower, a Banga, a blade of grass, some sex, a statue of the Virgin Mary, a poster of Britney Spears, a kilo of beef, a bucket of salt, ONE MORE PANT PLEASE, GG's ****, one packet of potato WEDGIES wrapped in one more pant please!, a monkey, a twig, a fig and a basketball.